Bikes have no windows and can move. There doesn’t seem to be any correlation whatsoever. Fascinating
By that logic it’s the wheels that make both the car and the bike move.
Which isn’t…entirely wrong, but I wouldn’t say it’s correct.
I know! Let’s try putting wheels on a house
You invented RV’s.
Which can move! Ho-ly shit. There might be something to this “wheel.”
Tell that to rats and gerbils.
… Those things move all the time
You’re on to something. Boats have steering wheels and they can indeed move.
But what of the mysterious seaplane?
It still has cogwheels.
Ducks have wings and can fly. Ostriches have wings and can’t fly. So it’s not the wings that make the ducks fly, it’s something else entirely.
This is what ancient greek philosophy is like
Deep thoughts.
Perfect example on why the reasoning in the OP is rubbish, even if reaching the right conclusion.
An appropriate deduction might be “Cars have windows and can move, houses have windows and cannot move. The presence of windows alone is not what allows the car to move.”
That works better; the conclusion is practically useless due to the amount of combinations that wouldn’t allow the car to move, but at least it’s reliable.
Going past that would require messing around with things that don’t move until they do, or vice versa. Also known as science.
Previously known as natural philosophy
Then Diogenes comes rolling through in an RV.
“Behold, a house!”
My computer has windows and can fly
Mine has Windows and it’s a piece of shit.
I’d like to recommend you to get some GNU Linux™️ with antiviral formula, it wipes windows in seconds!
Well, technically, downwards still counts as flight
The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams
You mean the toasters can fly.
I (pretend to) use Arch, by the way
PLATO: An automobile is craft with an internal combustion engine, crankshaft, and wheels.
DIOGENES wheels in a HONDA GX630 PRESSURE WASHER
DIOGENES: Behold! An automobile!
SOCRATES: What’s a what, now?
Houses have windows and can’t move
Trailer parks are literally full of houses that can move.
… that could move, once upon a time.
And they can once again, call the toll free number and with a simple donation of kr 99,99 we can get these old trailers moving again.
Boats often have windows.
Not always…
… But, if a boat does have windows, its more likely one can actually live in it as compared to a boat without windows.
But, some boats with windows cannot really move under their own power, though many can.
But also many boats without windows can also move.
But not all of them.
lol
Yes. But how many boats have wheels?
Well that depends on whether or not you consider a BTR a boat. Or a WaterCar. Or an Amfibus. Or a DUKW or a LARC-V.
Or whether or not the boat has a helm.
People post this like the conclusion isn’t absolutely correct.