• ouRKaoS@lemmy.today
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      23 days ago

      Other common retail phrases:

      Workin’ hard or hardly workin’?

      • Little of both!
      • Trying to do one, but this place makes me do the other.

      How are you today?

      • I’m here.
      • How long you got?

      If it doesn’t scan, that means it’s free!

      • -Die inside-
      • -Think of a new way to kill someone with an unlikely object-
      • -immitate laugh scene from FFX-