• ouRKaoS@lemmy.today
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    23 days ago

    Other common retail phrases:

    Workin’ hard or hardly workin’?

    • Little of both!
    • Trying to do one, but this place makes me do the other.

    How are you today?

    • I’m here.
    • How long you got?

    If it doesn’t scan, that means it’s free!

    • -Die inside-
    • -Think of a new way to kill someone with an unlikely object-
    • -immitate laugh scene from FFX-