Just make sure Clarkson doesn’t get dinner. He’ll beat up the entire Russian army single handedly.
Wow looking at the small lad on the left they’re even using children.
*Hamsters
THREE SUSPECTS CAUGHT ON CCTV EXITING THE KURSK NUCLEAR POWER PLANT. DOES ANYONE HAVE MORE INFORMATION???
Hear me out!
The best these blokes ever came up with were their specials. So, we throw them off the Ukrainian battlefields with parachutes, where they each have to salvage a burnt out Russian armoured vehicle. Then they can show off how they personalised their tanks before the race starts. Whoever reaches Moscow first wins.
Which tank does each pick?
Jeremy Clarkson, Challenger. Talks up the mk 3 but shows up with a mk 1 somehow. Maintains superiority of his tank because it has a tea kettle.
James May, Leopard. Gets the latest model, stands on it’s smooth ride.
Richard Hammond, Abrams. Somehow shows up with upgraded engine, but less armor. Anything to make it go even faster.
And if any of them break down, they have to use a T-34.
They’re more dangerous than SAS, they’re retired TGT.
THE LEAKS CONTINUE
WE NOW HAVE VISUAL CONFIRMATION OF U.S. SPECIAL FORCES INVOLVEMENT IN KURSK
UNCONFIRMED REPORTS THE NAVY SEAL HAS ALSO BEEN ACTIVATED
BREAKING NEWS UPDATE
RUSSIA JUST DEPLOYED THEIR STRONGEST, MOST CAPABALE WARRIOR TO KURSK … Steven Seagal
Even better picture of Seagal displaying his expert weapon handling skills
Needs to be the GIF of him going down a hallway switching from holding his rifle right-handed to left-handed when he changes his pointing direction
Ah well, we don’t need a moving GIF to see this is the absolute pinnacle of manliness that Mother Russia has to offer.
