With turn order a la Red vs. Blue.

Sarge: “It goes you then me then Lopez, then me then you then me then Lopez then me, then me then you then me then me then me then Lopez then me.”

Simmons: “Doesn’t that mean you go twice as often? Or… seven times as often? Wait, you just went again.”

Sarge: “Lightning round.”

Simmons: “Who’s in the lightning r–”

Sarge: “Me.”