DONALD TRUMP RAMBLES WHEN HE SPEAKS!
Also, he’s pretty hard on the eyes. Kinda tired looking.
Also, he’s pretty hard on the eyes. Kinda tired looking.
And hard on the ears and nose. Probably feels like an old, cracked leather couch slathered in make up.
Alright Ramblers, let’s get ramblin
Lord, I was born a rambling Trump
Edit: @billiam0202@lemmy.world had a much better one
I keep having to remind myself that Narcissism is a disease, but man I really don’t get how anyone supports this guy
This time he suggested both that Time had unsuccessfully tried to photograph Harris, and that the magazine had no pictures to use of her. “Time magazine doesn’t have a picture of her,” he said. “They have this unbelievable artist drawing her. And I said, ‘Is that Sophia Loren? Who might that be? Is that Elizabeth Taylor? Oh, they must be celebrating the great life and times of the magnificently beautiful Sophia Loren.’“
My god, his cultural touchpoints are so fucking OLD.
What a weird attack from an ugly (both personality and aesthetics) person.
“They will say he’s rambling. I don’t ramble. I’m a really smart guy,” he rambled.
Smart people don’t tell you how smart they are.
That was some weird ass rambling, ngl
I will say…
The question of “Who is better looking, Donald Trump or Kamala Harris?” was asked by exactly zero people in the course of human history until he said that.
And the list of people through the course of human history who gave even a sliver of a fuck what the answer is is:
- Donald Trump
That also happens to be the only person who believes that Trump is better looking than Harris, crazy right?
Nah, I believe that Trump is better looking than Harris… In an orange jumpsuit behind bars.
Tbh she’s not too bad for her age actually. I’d smash ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
You know what I love about Trump? His humbleness.
The most humble person I know. A marine came up to him, huge guy, and he was crying, he said, he usually never cries, he said Trump was the most humble person in the world.
You left out the part where he called him sir.
Sir, sir, I just want you to know how humble you are, he says this to me with TEARS in his EYES, the biggest tears, the best tears, nobody cried before in the history of this country, cried the way he did, and it was a moment, a moving moment, and I said thank for your service, and he wheeled off in his wheelchair and his family was there and they were all proud, so proud, and well hey you know, he’s got a loving family, I love all the families, all the military families, they all fought and died and protected us from communism, and its crazy these days we’ve got communists, people who want to do communist policies here, but we’re gonna beat em, even though they lie, and the media lies…
Et Cetera.
Well done. I hate it.