Well I know what I’m doing Saturday night now…

That dude was at the Weapons Station looking like that? Shit’s changed since my day then. When I was there you’d get your ass beat for pulling that shit.

Asking the real questions here. I’ve got a ninja and I’m pretty sure there’s no way I could puree bones.

“That’s a boycott, not cancelling someone! It’s completely different!”

–Actual response I got to that question a few years ago.

Thing is, Lictman predicted 2000 correctly but couldn’t take into account supreme court fuckery. I’m less worried about winning than I am the fuckery.

It’s not an either/or. It’s Zionist Nazis or Zionist lite. Those are currently the two things that have a chance in the upcoming American election. Currently I’ll take slightly less Zionism and keep being involved in trying to get any democratic voting system that’s not FPTP so that we have more than two options.

Hell, isn’t that what Elon is proposing? I think it was him saying it should just be tech bros running shit unless I’ve got the wrong idiot tech bro.

How many cows do they own in East Texas?

Are you telling my this speech from 2016 isn’t the greatest feat of oration of all time?

Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you’re a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are — nuclear is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible.

I’m a part of many criminal organizations.

I’ve seen that in older Hispanic folks, especially ones that left despotic countries that pretend to be socialist. The ones my age and younger that I know generally lean left. But that may also be because I’m in Harris county, who will be sued by Paxton if we do a voter registration drive. Because more Harris county voters means old testament shit starts happening. Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling! Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together…mass hysteria!

Then what’s this on my floor?

You may not be aware of this but Ken Paxton is a complete piece of shit.

That rule is batshit insane and completely backwards.

Edit: to be clear, the rule that says third parties have to get 10x the number of signatures mentioned in the article.

I’ve got a mouth like a sailor who stubbed his toe, mostly because I used to be a sailor who stubbed his toe a lot. Between my foul mouth and my either overuse or utter absence of fucking commas depending on how drunk I am I don’t think I’ll ever be mistaken for an LLM.

My boss didn’t need Recall to do that to me a decade ago. He called me out for going offline in our messenger app for an hour after lunch while I was helping another tech sort an emergency for a client from their machine.

I told him that’s fine, I’ll just let everyone know that I won’t be assisting and will show them that email every time anyone asks. He backed off, but not everyone is going to get that lucky to have a complete moron who is going to put dumb shit threats in writing without running it by anyone in legal, HR, or their own boss.

I’ll be voting blue, and I look forward to the state invalidating all the votes in my county.

That song is the only one where I really wish that moron would have a change of heart. It’s catchy and high energy and would work well for karaoke and a dead crowd. It’s not good, but it’s fucking fun and nostalgic.

But he’s an active shitbag. I will not support a living shitbag if I know about their shitbaggery. I’ll make an exception only if they’re not actively engaging in shitbaggery any longer.

I hope his homey ends up in county in cell block 6 while being processed for the pen.

Anecdotally, I have a friend who rides pillion on my motorcycle from time to time who has those tactical cat ears attached to her motorcycle helmet.

As a preface to this, I’m not the one downvoting you. I also think what’s happening is abhorrent.

Since you’re in a blue state, it’s not nearly as big of a deal. However, for anyone reading this in battleground states, remember that the only alternative who actually has any shot of winning in FPTP electoral college is Trump who thinks Israel should “finish the job”.

I’m pretty sure you know why you’re being downvoted. If we want more real options we need to start working towards any system that isn’t FPTP electoral college bullshit.

Maybe! I’m not really advocating that thought, I’m just saying it wouldn’t surprise me. And I’m pretty happy to say I was wrong in thinking the DNC would be a total shit show of competing interests. She’s not my perfect candidate, but honestly no one is and I’m not going to let perfect be the enemy of good. Plus I like Walz.

Look at Feinstein. The people pushing her wheelchair were absolutely ready to have her run for another term, with fucking dementia or whatever her health issue is……

That was one of the most fucked up things I’ve ever seen in politics. She was more mostly dead than Westley in The Princess Bride.