We were all worried about AI being a leading cause of misinformation, but it turns out the GOP still has at least one election cycle left in them.

I meant to respond to a thread about parables.

It’s a fucking Tom Clancy novel.

Oh, my bad, wrong thread

Noem said Cricket had an “aggressive personality” and was “untrainable,” per the Guardian’s report. Noem took Cricket on a pheasant hunt with older dogs to try to teach the canine, but Cricket went “out of her mind with excitement, chasing all those birds and having the time of her life.”

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After that, Noem said, “I realized I had to put her down.” She led Cricket to a gravel pit and shot and killed the dog.

And cigarette cartons

"The one thing AOC has done that you haven’t is win some elections.”

Goddamn.

Just for shits and giggles, let’s say he is, and the absolute fact of it comes to light. Then what? Is that war on Russia? They infiltrated the highest office of our country and attempted to overthrow the government. That’s war, right? You can’t just sanction that away.

This just in: Justices’ Alito and Thomas seen leaving their new penthouse condos in Chicago Trump Tower.

From the chapter: “Yeah, but remember that one time…”

Almost like their entire lives are dedicated to shitposting…

That’s because the ones acting in bad faith got exactly what they wanted, and are on on to a new project. They aren’t going to keep asking for Biden to step aside when he already has.

Oh. no, I’m not saying that this is something that Trump would say, it just has all the cadence of someone with early onset dementia. It is written like how he speaks, thus “Trump’s Speech Writer” and not Trump himself.

I think I found Trump’s Speech Writer’s account.

Ok, I’ll play the devil’s advocate.

He wasn’t there for his family, or in any sort of journalistic capacity. He was there to protest.

Sure. Fine. Protest. I support your right to do so, and in this case I support your cause. However, the US government cannot chase down every rogue citizen that jumps into active conflict because of their bleeding heart. If this had been someone on vacation before the violence started then it would be different. This man was there to stir up shit. That’s the risk he took. No one in any government position told him as he was leaving, “don’t worry, we got your back.” He walked into an active conflict and he got shot. He’s lucky that’s all that happened. Fuck around. Find out. Sure, sometimes the circumstances call for fucking around. That doesn’t mean you don’t get the other part.

I wonder if they could have a super hot, super dense core that gives them the chance of an atmosphere and a warm surface. Bioluminescent everything. It would be like looking at a blacklight poster on heated seats.

Listen, JD. I’m the childless left because I don’t want kids. It’s not some biological issue, it’s a choice (that I understand I am lucky to have.) So, no, I’m not trying to brainwash the kids. I’m trying to ignore them as best I can. I don’t like kids. They are snotty, and dirty, and foul, and dumb. I don’t want to spend any more time with them than I have to, and that means I’m not brainwashing them. I don’t have the time for that kind of shit. I’m still working on polluting all of the waterways to turn the frogs gay. Don’t you have a chaise to grope?

I think it’s because she knows he’ll say some outlandish shit when it’s muted and she wants to make sure that when he forgets that he has a live mic, it’s all on tape.

Wicked smaht,