…i don’t think he wants anything other than to keep uncle vlad at bay…
…i don’t think he wants anything other than to keep uncle vlad at bay…
…four police officers could handle a bernie rally; the other seventy-two were probably to manage the fascists trolling for trouble outside…
…how the unholy f*ck el paso ever hosted his rally after that racist shot up the place, i will never understand…
…i mean, to be fair he was barely coherent at seventy, too: that’s kind of his whole thing, sputtering out incoherent word salad so his fanbase can infer whatever they want to hear…
“Well, yes, he said that but what he really meant was this. I like him because he tells it like it is.”
…well, he can’t back out: his 2016 win was the unintentional outcome of a failed media campaign gone awry, and everything since then has been a mad scramble to avoid prosecution for all the laws he broke along the way and to keep uncle vlad’s kompromat at bay…
…once he loses executive immunity or outlives his usefuless, his whole world comes crashing down: you’ve seen the panic in eyes since late 2016, and most of the remaining GOP have since come along for the same ride…
…i’ve always read it as the former guy but presumed that folks embrace the ambiguity of that f*cking guy…
…ringworld, johnny mnemonic, and cube all taught me that monofilament is material to be feared…
…it’s pretty common knowledge and readily explains his propensity for late-night toilet tweets when he’s not busy watching TV…
…psshhhhh - as if i’ll ever be able to afford kids to someday give me grandkids…
…i’ll die destitute and alone in a gutter somewhere and i’ve made my peace with that…
…the f*ck is wrong with his face?..
…they’re called dependapotamuses and they’re already a thing…
…taylor swift’s public statement was a well-considered cogent refutation of false endorsements posted by the trump campaign, one which pointedly resonates your position and likely merits substantially more respect than you realise…