Kid Rock makes music targeted at people who know just how many boxes of sudafed you can buy at once.
Kid Rock’s music is the soundtrack for copper theft.
I was listening to Kid Rock in my car the other day and stole my own catalytic converter.
No laptop guns this round guys.
2 weeks
So much of my job in security was getting people to sign off on risks they would not patch.
Growing my beard now. Wonder how long until I can braid my hair into it…
That’s more like it!
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Why can’t the pornography also be text?
Like bro do you even BGP?
No, I UDP because IDGAF.
Well played. 5 points for tacosplease.
Like speedating with small arms fire!
First time I’d noticed BADD as an acronym. I’m more used to seeing GOP reinterpreted: Gaslight Obstruct Project
Leg, too. Were I him I’d have offered the prosthetic for 45 to shake hands with me, and make sure someone got the pics of his revulsion.
BADD is an apt acronym
That’s more than an antivirus, that is I don’t even know the right word, but it’s a lot.
I think SIEM is what you’re looking for: Security Information and Event Monitoring
We should have been in streets for Gore.
I was once in a similar position: company merger and they decided to move support offshore. We got 6 months lead notice and generous severance paid out as long as we stayed to the end. Fast forward a year and they took 85% customer approval to 13%. We got hired back at 1.5x our old pay rate, so not quite the 3x you mentioned. Hoping this works out similar for you in the end.