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Missed opportunity for the title:
“Ted Cruz humiliated by Pecker”
Ted Cruz in trouble after Pecker leaks at Trump trial…more at 11.
It reads like a radio DJ joke:
"Looks like Ted Cruz humiliated as Pecker spills beans on Trump’s vicious insults.
Ted Cruz just learned the hard way—dealing with a little Pecker can be really embarrassing!"
(pregnant pause)
“And heres Taylor Swift…”
The headline they did use makes my silly brain think that Ted Cruz has a sentient penis. Which makes me sick because now I am thinking about Ted Cruz’s penis 🤢
Maybe try this one instead:
“Ted Cruz rubs Pecker wrong.”