• meleecrits@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    After Trump survived an assassination attempt on Saturday, Haley expressed her horror at the attack and said she was “lifting up Donald Trump…in prayer.”

    Well, that is the only way a single person could possibly lift him up.

      • givesomefucks@lemmy.worldEnglish
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        2 months ago

        He’s all fat.

        I don’t know why people always expect him to weigh so much. He has a lot of volume, but relatively little mass.

        Like an inflatable balloon. He’d be awkward to carry, but not impossible.